A Jury Duty Day # 1 Haiku:

Ah, Jury Duty
He should have read the fine print;
Felon dragged from court.

Today when the judge said "If anyone has any problem being here and serving on Jury Duty, now is the time to speak," a trash-tastic man in the back raised his hand.

"What if we know you?" he asks.
"How do you know me?" Judge replies.
"You convicted me and sent me to jail five years ago."
"Oh. Ah, Bailif, you may show this man out."

Totally sweet. Jury Duty Day #2 to commence on Tuesday.